Chapter 1
E
Early Setbacks

Chapter 2
B
Beginnings

Chapter 3
T
The Golden Mile of Tailoring

Chapter 4
M
Meeting the Masters
Much to the surprise of the foolish young man, the Masters (whom were the gods of the young man’s idolatry) were not only more brilliant than he could have imagined but also more humble. They were willing to share their knowledge with him. Of all the Masters, one had always had particular significance to the foolish young man. The Great Master could make a man a suit that made a man appear a giant with a broader chest and very wide shoulders. Much to the foolish young man’s surprise, even this greatest of Masters was incredibly helpful and even shared many of his tricks, despite the foolish young man’s inexperience. Furthermore, the Great Master bestowed an immense honour on the foolish young man. He would teach the foolish young man his secrets and, in return, the foolish young man would spread word of the Master’s greatness. The foolish young man gladly accepted.

Chapter 5
T
The First Companion

Chapter 6
M
Mother of Invention

Chapter 7
T
The Fellowship Grows
The young man wanted to spread his reach throughout the many neighbouring kingdoms and determined that his native language would not suffice. With his experience communicating with the locals of the far away island and on an island even further afield (where, incidentally, he honed his sword-fighting skills), the foolish young man attempted to imitate their language to transmit the message of the Masters. Having read his first attempt, a customer of his, a young turtle who loved puns (and, inexplicably, wore a crown) kindly and discreetly informed him that he might be in need of a translaturt. This turtle rewrote his texts and translated them into other languages, so that foreign gentlemen could hear the foolish young man’s message. Around the same time, many other animals pledged their aid to the young man’s mission. They too were believers in the ideas he championed and wanted to provide assistance in spreading his message.

Chapter 8
Y
Years later

Chapter 9
T
The Future
